Monday, June 21, 2004
"Bunnies, huh, what are they good for absolutely nothin', say it again"
Yes, it is true. I kill bunnies. Many don't know this but the bunny is an evil being. Let's take a look at the bunny and decide how a something that looks all cute and fuzzy is really a corrupter of small children . . .
Remember the story of the tortoise and the hare. The tortoise won remember. That's because the tortoise was a hard-working sole with devotion and motivation. The bunny was all "hopped" up on speed and sugar, running around three times as fast. He should have won the race but after he did a couple lines of coke and smoked a little PCP he got messed up, took all the money out of his family bank account, sold the TV at a pawn shop, and went over to Springfield and bought a fishing rod, two cartons of cigarettes, and a bag of meth which he planned on cutting up to sell. Is this the kind of animal we should look up to?
Let's look at another popular bunny tale. You know that old nursery rhyme from the sea . . .
You remember "lil bunny foo foo" don't you. Running around the forrest boppin' field mice on the head is no way to live. Even the magical fairy of the woods was pissed at him and ended up turning him into a shrew in the end.
What I'm getting at here is the fact that the bunny isn't as cute and fuzzy as it looks. It is a dangerous, drug-addicted killer that is a drain on our society. Don't believe me? Go to Australia and ask them what they think about those cute little bunnies fucking all day and reproducing faster than you can kill 'em.
Oh, yeah, bunnies are great, great for making slippers.
"One shot, one kill" - Morgan Defender of the South
(Click here only if you have a strong stomach and you don't live near Baltimore)
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Yes, it is true. I kill bunnies. Many don't know this but the bunny is an evil being. Let's take a look at the bunny and decide how a something that looks all cute and fuzzy is really a corrupter of small children . . .
Remember the story of the tortoise and the hare. The tortoise won remember. That's because the tortoise was a hard-working sole with devotion and motivation. The bunny was all "hopped" up on speed and sugar, running around three times as fast. He should have won the race but after he did a couple lines of coke and smoked a little PCP he got messed up, took all the money out of his family bank account, sold the TV at a pawn shop, and went over to Springfield and bought a fishing rod, two cartons of cigarettes, and a bag of meth which he planned on cutting up to sell. Is this the kind of animal we should look up to?
Let's look at another popular bunny tale. You know that old nursery rhyme from the sea . . .
You remember "lil bunny foo foo" don't you. Running around the forrest boppin' field mice on the head is no way to live. Even the magical fairy of the woods was pissed at him and ended up turning him into a shrew in the end.
What I'm getting at here is the fact that the bunny isn't as cute and fuzzy as it looks. It is a dangerous, drug-addicted killer that is a drain on our society. Don't believe me? Go to Australia and ask them what they think about those cute little bunnies fucking all day and reproducing faster than you can kill 'em.
Oh, yeah, bunnies are great, great for making slippers.
"One shot, one kill" - Morgan Defender of the South
(Click here only if you have a strong stomach and you don't live near Baltimore)
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