Sunday, June 20, 2004
"Holy Shit, that house is on fire"
And now what you all have been waiting for . . .
This is a story about a man. One man against a flame that thought it could take on a neighborhood. This story you are about to hear is true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent . . .
So I was sitting at home on a friday night with nothing to do . . . all of a sudden the light flashed on my sliding glass window. I went to the window to see what was up. Most thought it was someone pulling their car into the driveway but i knew what it was, as i had seen such a sight before . . . my arch-nemis . . . FIRE. I thought i could escape him but he found me again. Enough with the dramatics, now for the story behind the story . . .
I called Jeff so that he could check out the blaze. Jeff was busy thinking about where he could get a cheeseburger so late at night.
They are lucky the local neighborhood fire captain was there to put out the blaze.
Stefan smoothed it out in the end when he told the firefighters about how he would invite them all to his BBQ on Sunday if they were nice to him and didn't call him the "stork".
"I Kill Bunnies" soon to come . . .
P.S. - One shot, one kill. And by the way this fire was real, my neighbor behind me had his house burn down and Stefan was the first to call 911. Crazy, so crazy I can't even begin to explain. But anyway, stay tuned to find out more about my two week work vacation, AKA out of a job, might as well party it up.
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And now what you all have been waiting for . . .
This is a story about a man. One man against a flame that thought it could take on a neighborhood. This story you are about to hear is true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent . . .
So I was sitting at home on a friday night with nothing to do . . . all of a sudden the light flashed on my sliding glass window. I went to the window to see what was up. Most thought it was someone pulling their car into the driveway but i knew what it was, as i had seen such a sight before . . . my arch-nemis . . . FIRE. I thought i could escape him but he found me again. Enough with the dramatics, now for the story behind the story . . .
I called Jeff so that he could check out the blaze. Jeff was busy thinking about where he could get a cheeseburger so late at night.
They are lucky the local neighborhood fire captain was there to put out the blaze.
Stefan smoothed it out in the end when he told the firefighters about how he would invite them all to his BBQ on Sunday if they were nice to him and didn't call him the "stork".
"I Kill Bunnies" soon to come . . .
P.S. - One shot, one kill. And by the way this fire was real, my neighbor behind me had his house burn down and Stefan was the first to call 911. Crazy, so crazy I can't even begin to explain. But anyway, stay tuned to find out more about my two week work vacation, AKA out of a job, might as well party it up.
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