Blackjack

I have a new roommate here at the budhouse that I would like to introduce you to. His name is Grey Eagle. He has taken over Morgron's room and already is a big hit.


Grey Eagle loves to pleasure women with his gi-normous tongue but ranks third for loudest sex, coming in behind DNutz/Ming Li in first and C-Dub/CassieDD in second.


Let's compare (A)Morgron to (B)Grey Eagle.

Contributions to the house:
(A) A broken window, (B) Hot Tub
Winner: Grey Eagle

Women brought to the house:
(A) His girlfriend, (B) A couple hotties so far
Winner: Grey Eagle

Food:
(A) Free pitas occasionally, (B) He lives off D-Nutz's free eggs
Winner: Morgron

Special Skills:
(A)Haircuts, (B)Forgeting to put on a shirt
Winner: Morgron

Well, it's too close to call after four rounds and i don't feel like writing anymore so we'll just call it a tie. Big ups to Morgron for being so damned grown-up and responsible. Make sure you keep in contact and let me know when the wedding is going to be, just kidding.


Fuck you too ya damn Wop.


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