Sunday, June 06, 2004
I hope everyone is enjoying national cheeseburger day as much as i am. I celebrated by going down to Taylor's Bar and Grill and ordering the "Big C" which comes with bacon, egg, onion, and cheddar cheese. I am sure my experience was equally as great as all of the others out there who have put aside a day so that we may all recognize the greatness of the cheeseburger and everything that it has done for us. Behind every great nation is a great idea, and in America it was the cheeseburger. The workers in the factories having to labor on at low pay with only the dream of going home at the end of the day to a hot cheeseburger. The business man on the go, no time to eat, but the cheeseburger was there, ready in minutes at one of many great cheeseburger establishments. A symbol of pride and achievement throughout the world.
And on this sad day for Morgan Defender of the South lets not forget the cheeseburger's greatest achievement. How the cheeseburger teamed up with Ronald Reagan (whose sole is "trickling down" to hell) to defeat the communists in the cold war, and allow freedom and McDonalds to spread throughout the world.
Contra-ary to common beliefs, Ronnie loved to eat cheeseburgers while trying to remember what his name was.
D-Nutz finished his cheeseburger first and was crowned cheeseburger champion.
Morgan Defender of the South came in second. The screen in the background is Taylor's new projection screen, awesome for watching sports.
Shout out to all those responsible students who are graduating. Props to C-Dub, SuperSexyShari, Shawrah, Amanda Huginkiss, Jessica Poo, Jessica Piss, and anyone else i have forgotten.
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And on this sad day for Morgan Defender of the South lets not forget the cheeseburger's greatest achievement. How the cheeseburger teamed up with Ronald Reagan (whose sole is "trickling down" to hell) to defeat the communists in the cold war, and allow freedom and McDonalds to spread throughout the world.
Contra-ary to common beliefs, Ronnie loved to eat cheeseburgers while trying to remember what his name was.
D-Nutz finished his cheeseburger first and was crowned cheeseburger champion.
Morgan Defender of the South came in second. The screen in the background is Taylor's new projection screen, awesome for watching sports.
Shout out to all those responsible students who are graduating. Props to C-Dub, SuperSexyShari, Shawrah, Amanda Huginkiss, Jessica Poo, Jessica Piss, and anyone else i have forgotten.
