Thursday, June 24, 2004
Needed: Monetary contributions
Purpose: Save a young man's liver from shitty beer
Have you seen this man?
If spotted please contact the proper authorities or feed him microbrews until he returns to Oregon.
Oregon used to be home to the pale balding old man that I called friend, but the bastard capitalist bitches at John Hopkins University decided they needed his brain power to operate a group that tries to scheme rich people out of money (some might know this group as the Annual Giving Program). Now SelfishOwen is stuck on the other side of the country with an angry liver. You see after the body has tasted good Oregon microbrew it will never be happy with shitty east coast beers such as Sam Adams.
SO WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT OWEN?
"That guy was so selfish" -Blackjack
"Oh, Owen, yeah i remember him, he was the only guy more pale than myself" -Smiler
"My big bruva, i luv owen, i miss him, uh huuuuuuh" -Weiss
"I hate that guy" -#5
"He's an old, crotchity man. He lives in the basement and hates sports" -Dnutz
"He's the most uncomforable, yet lovable person that i've ever been around" -Haggmeezerelli
"Who?" -Stefan
"We were close . . . REAL close ;)" -Mango
SelfishOwen, defender of animals, and one huge cracker.
To contribute to the "Save Owen's Liver from shitty beer" fund please contact Blackjack
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Purpose: Save a young man's liver from shitty beer
Have you seen this man?
If spotted please contact the proper authorities or feed him microbrews until he returns to Oregon.
Oregon used to be home to the pale balding old man that I called friend, but the bastard capitalist bitches at John Hopkins University decided they needed his brain power to operate a group that tries to scheme rich people out of money (some might know this group as the Annual Giving Program). Now SelfishOwen is stuck on the other side of the country with an angry liver. You see after the body has tasted good Oregon microbrew it will never be happy with shitty east coast beers such as Sam Adams.
SO WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT OWEN?
"That guy was so selfish" -Blackjack
"Oh, Owen, yeah i remember him, he was the only guy more pale than myself" -Smiler
"My big bruva, i luv owen, i miss him, uh huuuuuuh" -Weiss
"I hate that guy" -#5
"He's an old, crotchity man. He lives in the basement and hates sports" -Dnutz
"He's the most uncomforable, yet lovable person that i've ever been around" -Haggmeezerelli
"Who?" -Stefan
"We were close . . . REAL close ;)" -Mango
SelfishOwen, defender of animals, and one huge cracker.
To contribute to the "Save Owen's Liver from shitty beer" fund please contact Blackjack
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