Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Captain's blog, stardate July 14th 2004, we've arrived on a small planet on the outer ring of Academius called Budwysar. It appears to be inhabited by a small group of college students whose peculiar habits include drinkin' yak, pimpin' on hoes, smokin' da reefer, ping pong, and other intolerable activities. I have met the one known as "Blackjack" and have had numerous conversations with him as to the activities of the group. I can't understand clearly much of what he says but i get the general idea that he has little aspiration in life except for staying in college. He claims to be a very "fratastic" guy who just wants to "ill 'till i'm dead, dawg". I think this is Budwysar for having a good time.
Planet Budwysar
On my travels throughout the environment i see that they sustain life on their planet through alcoholic beverages and late-night pitas. There is regular mating done by several of the males. The one known as "nipples" often attempts to mate as loudly as possible as this is a sign of great importance to the group. Strangely a small brown one arrives every friday and mates with the one known as "D-Nutz". His mating process is by far the loudest and he must obviously be the leader of the bunch. The one know as "Blackjack" claims that he is "waiting for someone special" but i understand that this is Budwysar for having little luck with the ladies.
"Nipples" and his female
This strange planet has intrigued me and i feel as if i have a good understanding of the creatures that live here. Simple as the may be, they appear to live very entertaining lives. "D-Nutz" claims that they throw the sickest parties this side of the Mississippi. What this means, i don't have a clue. I have been warned by some that these creatures often infect neighborhoods throughout the galaxy by moving into barely liveable spaces and placing couches on porches along with neon signs in windows. They then hold religious gathering with alcohol and proceed to sacrifice their own brains cells for their god, the one they call "WOOOOOOOOO". They praise "WOOOOOOOO" by bowing in front of a ceremonial porcelain alter and expelling through their mouths the contents of an early dinner. Those who do this seem to be the most devout of the group and are often those who attend the religious ceremonies the most often.
I plan on staying on the planet to study these creatures in depth. I have been promised that if i stay long enough they will invite me to "get naked" with them in a large cauldren of hot water. This seems to be a very good sign that i am accepted. The one known as "Blackjack" seems very fond of this "get naked" idea and seems to be rather intense. I look forward to this outing and feel as if i am being accepted into their group.
A religious ceremony celbrating the "WOOOOOOOOOO" of the stardate 1980's.
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Planet Budwysar
On my travels throughout the environment i see that they sustain life on their planet through alcoholic beverages and late-night pitas. There is regular mating done by several of the males. The one known as "nipples" often attempts to mate as loudly as possible as this is a sign of great importance to the group. Strangely a small brown one arrives every friday and mates with the one known as "D-Nutz". His mating process is by far the loudest and he must obviously be the leader of the bunch. The one know as "Blackjack" claims that he is "waiting for someone special" but i understand that this is Budwysar for having little luck with the ladies.
"Nipples" and his female
This strange planet has intrigued me and i feel as if i have a good understanding of the creatures that live here. Simple as the may be, they appear to live very entertaining lives. "D-Nutz" claims that they throw the sickest parties this side of the Mississippi. What this means, i don't have a clue. I have been warned by some that these creatures often infect neighborhoods throughout the galaxy by moving into barely liveable spaces and placing couches on porches along with neon signs in windows. They then hold religious gathering with alcohol and proceed to sacrifice their own brains cells for their god, the one they call "WOOOOOOOOO". They praise "WOOOOOOOO" by bowing in front of a ceremonial porcelain alter and expelling through their mouths the contents of an early dinner. Those who do this seem to be the most devout of the group and are often those who attend the religious ceremonies the most often.
I plan on staying on the planet to study these creatures in depth. I have been promised that if i stay long enough they will invite me to "get naked" with them in a large cauldren of hot water. This seems to be a very good sign that i am accepted. The one known as "Blackjack" seems very fond of this "get naked" idea and seems to be rather intense. I look forward to this outing and feel as if i am being accepted into their group.
A religious ceremony celbrating the "WOOOOOOOOOO" of the stardate 1980's.
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