Monday, July 19, 2004
Dear Reader,
The editors here at Blogger.com have recently uncovered information that may be disturbing. The following paragraph contains information that may not be suitable for young children, the elderly, and pregnant women. Side effects of reading the Blog may cause severe stomach discomfort, stomach bleeding, anal seepage, erectile disfunction, and other sexual side effects.
Read ahead at your own risk.
As a progressive internet company Blogger has always tried to provide a quality internet product that allows readers to gain information into the personal lives of our writers. Unfortunately one of our writers, Blackjack, appears to have been involved in a serious case of fabrication. It turns out his information is about as accurate as that of the New York Post ("Dewey defeats Truman", "Kerry picks Gephardt as running mate"). We are not sure how many of Blackjacks daily entries were falsified but we do know that since he viewed the movie "Shattered Glass" we have recieved multiple complaints about the extreme nature of his blog.
We recently were informed that Blackjack's most recent post about him leaving for fire is completely inaccurate. Blackjack is still in his home town in Oregon and remains unemployed. We have confimed that he is a college student and that he does have a very pathetic sex life, this we know to be true. We are currently investigating his blog entries in order to find out just how many entries were fabricated. We apologize for any problems that these falsified stories may have caused but we must remind you that we here at Blogger.com cannot be responsible for the accuracy of the entries of our writers.
Thank you for your time and continue to read Blackjack with caution.
Michael Kelly
E-ditor, Blogger.com
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The editors here at Blogger.com have recently uncovered information that may be disturbing. The following paragraph contains information that may not be suitable for young children, the elderly, and pregnant women. Side effects of reading the Blog may cause severe stomach discomfort, stomach bleeding, anal seepage, erectile disfunction, and other sexual side effects.
Read ahead at your own risk.
As a progressive internet company Blogger has always tried to provide a quality internet product that allows readers to gain information into the personal lives of our writers. Unfortunately one of our writers, Blackjack, appears to have been involved in a serious case of fabrication. It turns out his information is about as accurate as that of the New York Post ("Dewey defeats Truman", "Kerry picks Gephardt as running mate"). We are not sure how many of Blackjacks daily entries were falsified but we do know that since he viewed the movie "Shattered Glass" we have recieved multiple complaints about the extreme nature of his blog.
We recently were informed that Blackjack's most recent post about him leaving for fire is completely inaccurate. Blackjack is still in his home town in Oregon and remains unemployed. We have confimed that he is a college student and that he does have a very pathetic sex life, this we know to be true. We are currently investigating his blog entries in order to find out just how many entries were fabricated. We apologize for any problems that these falsified stories may have caused but we must remind you that we here at Blogger.com cannot be responsible for the accuracy of the entries of our writers.
Thank you for your time and continue to read Blackjack with caution.
Michael Kelly
E-ditor, Blogger.com
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