Thursday, July 15, 2004
Did you hear the good news? I was recently rated as the most eligible bachelor here at the Bud House. I've gotta thank my good looks, stylish apparel, and witty charm for the victory. I expect the ladies to start rolling in any time now.
I have decided that Friday night I will hold interviews for all those who are interested in seeing the Bud House's most eligible bachelor. The process will involve interested ladies showing up at Rennie's around 9 o'clock for an initial meeting where i will narrow the flock down to a select three. Next, i will do a body shot off of each of the women while they bicker between each other. I expect the atmosphere to be filled with sexual tension as the ladies compete against each other to win me over. I will make my decision and my butler, D-Nutz, will present the winner with a Rennie's lemonade signaling the victory. The winner also is entitled to a free trip to the Bud House where all drinks will be on the house. The winner is also going to recieve a free Bud House Tour. This tour, the Bud House Gold Package, includes free condoms and an overnight stay at the luxurious Blackjack Gardens. Nestled in between the majestic Cascade Mountains and the Pacific Ocean, Blackjack Gardens is a beautiful 12 foot by 10 foot room with a very comfortable queen sized bed. The room is located adjacent to a full bathroom for all of your toiletry needs.
The winner recieves this plaque along with a compimentary "facial" and "hair product" from Blauch Jaque, international stylist.
I know the ladies are excited at the chance to win such a wonderful package and I am prepared to do what i must as is necessary of the most eligible bachelor.
Question of the Day: What does 191 days and Blackjack's sex life have in common? (If you know the answer you are a fucking genious)
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I have decided that Friday night I will hold interviews for all those who are interested in seeing the Bud House's most eligible bachelor. The process will involve interested ladies showing up at Rennie's around 9 o'clock for an initial meeting where i will narrow the flock down to a select three. Next, i will do a body shot off of each of the women while they bicker between each other. I expect the atmosphere to be filled with sexual tension as the ladies compete against each other to win me over. I will make my decision and my butler, D-Nutz, will present the winner with a Rennie's lemonade signaling the victory. The winner also is entitled to a free trip to the Bud House where all drinks will be on the house. The winner is also going to recieve a free Bud House Tour. This tour, the Bud House Gold Package, includes free condoms and an overnight stay at the luxurious Blackjack Gardens. Nestled in between the majestic Cascade Mountains and the Pacific Ocean, Blackjack Gardens is a beautiful 12 foot by 10 foot room with a very comfortable queen sized bed. The room is located adjacent to a full bathroom for all of your toiletry needs.
The winner recieves this plaque along with a compimentary "facial" and "hair product" from Blauch Jaque, international stylist.
I know the ladies are excited at the chance to win such a wonderful package and I am prepared to do what i must as is necessary of the most eligible bachelor.
Question of the Day: What does 191 days and Blackjack's sex life have in common? (If you know the answer you are a fucking genious)
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