Friday, July 16, 2004
Feeling hungover today. I went to out to the bar last night and proceeded to drink too much, then come home, write a drunken blog, and pass out. I left a comment but i have no idea what that meant. I don't really have the money to spend at the bar but i hadn't had a drink in like a week and my liver was starting to like me again. POW!, how do you like me now, Liver. And tell your friends pancreas and kidney that they better not get any ideas. In fact, get ready for more. Tonight there is a wine and cheese party at Scud's house, think i'll check that out. Expect pics tomorrow.
Last night Amanda Hugandkiss reminded me that i am supposed to be married in like two years according to my old plan. Married at 26, kids at 28. This is looking more and more like it is not going to happen as I haven't even had a girlfriend in more than a year (except my girlfriend Catherine, but plants don't count). D-Nutz tells me this plan is stupid and that i shouldn't even consider marriage until my mid-thirties. I guess if you look at it that way I can't get mad at myself for not trying hard enough. Note to self: being single is good. Nope, i didn't even buy that one. One of these days i am going to buy a paintball gun and run around shooting all the happy couples that hang around my house. Morgan and Courtney will be the first to get it. They are just too damn happy of a couple for their own good.
I've decided that when summer is over I am going to buy a new girlfriend. Plant/Girlfriends are really the best, they just look pretty all day, waiting in your room for you to come home. A little love water every now and then and she stays happy. I recently cut off my relationship with my girlfriend, Catherine, because she was really letting herself go. She was getting all saggy and wrinkly and she wasn't even really standing up straight. I feel really bad about her. I don't think she is taking it very well. She refuses to leave my room and at night she just sits there staring at me. She told me she loved me but if she really loved me she would take care of herself and actually make herself look nice when i have company over. It is embarrasing to invite friends over because introducing them to my nearly dead girlfriend is always a weird situation.
I'll miss Catherine. We had something special.
Fortunately I think i will be able to meet a new girlfriend fairly easily. I hear they like to hang out at Fred Meyers. I was there a while ago and caught a Ficus staring at me. I locked eyes with her and just could not look away. She was so lush and shapely. I think i might have to go back this weekend and see if she is still single. If not, i met some of her friends and they were pretty hot too.
Looking Hot Baby!
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Last night Amanda Hugandkiss reminded me that i am supposed to be married in like two years according to my old plan. Married at 26, kids at 28. This is looking more and more like it is not going to happen as I haven't even had a girlfriend in more than a year (except my girlfriend Catherine, but plants don't count). D-Nutz tells me this plan is stupid and that i shouldn't even consider marriage until my mid-thirties. I guess if you look at it that way I can't get mad at myself for not trying hard enough. Note to self: being single is good. Nope, i didn't even buy that one. One of these days i am going to buy a paintball gun and run around shooting all the happy couples that hang around my house. Morgan and Courtney will be the first to get it. They are just too damn happy of a couple for their own good.
I've decided that when summer is over I am going to buy a new girlfriend. Plant/Girlfriends are really the best, they just look pretty all day, waiting in your room for you to come home. A little love water every now and then and she stays happy. I recently cut off my relationship with my girlfriend, Catherine, because she was really letting herself go. She was getting all saggy and wrinkly and she wasn't even really standing up straight. I feel really bad about her. I don't think she is taking it very well. She refuses to leave my room and at night she just sits there staring at me. She told me she loved me but if she really loved me she would take care of herself and actually make herself look nice when i have company over. It is embarrasing to invite friends over because introducing them to my nearly dead girlfriend is always a weird situation.
I'll miss Catherine. We had something special.
Fortunately I think i will be able to meet a new girlfriend fairly easily. I hear they like to hang out at Fred Meyers. I was there a while ago and caught a Ficus staring at me. I locked eyes with her and just could not look away. She was so lush and shapely. I think i might have to go back this weekend and see if she is still single. If not, i met some of her friends and they were pretty hot too.
Looking Hot Baby!
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