Blackjack

I did nothing today.  Take that Blog.  I've figured you out.  Every night i come into my room and you call to me from the computer.  "Hey, Blackjack, sit down, write a little.  Tell the world how crazy your life is.  Let those far away be left in tears because your life is so entertaining."

But i've found your weakness, Blog.  You can't stand when i don't do anything worth writing about.  So from now on i'm just going to sit in my hot ass room all day and do nothing.  No getting drunk and amusing myself with sock puppets.  No more futile attempts at trying to date women.  Nothing.  My life will be dull and shameless.  I hate you Blog.  I hate you.  You tell me what i want to hear and nothing more.  Happy this, hilarious that.  You can't handle the truth can you Blog? 

Today I did nothing worthwhile.  I ate minimal amounts of food and drank water out of faucet.  I slept in and then took a nap when it got hot.  I watched television.  I talked with friends.  That is everything i did today.  Are you happy now?  I wrote what i did today.  Happy? Too bad.  I will no longer sit by and watch as you turn my life into a soap opera.  Suck it, Blog.

P.S.- don't leave comments, Blog loves comments, i hate Blog

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