Friday, July 09, 2004
I visited lil' Kim on thursday and got the grand ol' tour of Salem and Silverton. I hiked 6.9 miles and saw ten beautiful waterfalls and some huge ant hills. Afterwards i visited the state capital for the first time ever. I saw the governor's office and was going to stop in and shmooze for awhile but his personal assistant said he was out yachting with the gents. Great day for yaughting i thought to myself, unfortunately my yacht was in the shop with a broken rudder so i was unable to join the ol' chaps.
I played drinking monopoly on Friday night but it turned out to be a weak ass game. Some people don't understand that the purpose of the drinking game is to get drunk, not to get drunk and accomplish anything, just to get drunk. This version of drinking monopoly is for 13 year old girls so i don't think i will be playing it anymore until i visit Fay #5's class in "da bay" area. He has invited me down to teach a one day seminar to his students. I have titled the seminar "Weasel Care 101". In this seminar I will bring my weasel and show the students the importance of caring for him. It is important to stroke the weasel daily and play with him constantly throughout the day. I will pass the weasel around and let all the young girls pet him. Sometimes games are fun to play with the weasel such as "hide the weasel" and "lick the weasel". It is important for these young girls to understand that the weasel is magnificent animal and that an angry weasel is no laughing matter. Someday these young women will have a weasel of their own to care for and it will be important that they know how to keep their weasel happy.
This is D-Nutz's weasel, you can tell it's his because it is a curved skinny white weasel with a tuft of hair at the end. If you don't get this joke it's because you've never seen D-Nutz naked.
Shout out to the one they call the Internuggler for his wicked blackjack design. Sick. Simply Sick.
Link of the Day: It is important to remind people that when they are around me doing stupid things that . . . click here stupid
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I played drinking monopoly on Friday night but it turned out to be a weak ass game. Some people don't understand that the purpose of the drinking game is to get drunk, not to get drunk and accomplish anything, just to get drunk. This version of drinking monopoly is for 13 year old girls so i don't think i will be playing it anymore until i visit Fay #5's class in "da bay" area. He has invited me down to teach a one day seminar to his students. I have titled the seminar "Weasel Care 101". In this seminar I will bring my weasel and show the students the importance of caring for him. It is important to stroke the weasel daily and play with him constantly throughout the day. I will pass the weasel around and let all the young girls pet him. Sometimes games are fun to play with the weasel such as "hide the weasel" and "lick the weasel". It is important for these young girls to understand that the weasel is magnificent animal and that an angry weasel is no laughing matter. Someday these young women will have a weasel of their own to care for and it will be important that they know how to keep their weasel happy.
This is D-Nutz's weasel, you can tell it's his because it is a curved skinny white weasel with a tuft of hair at the end. If you don't get this joke it's because you've never seen D-Nutz naked.
Shout out to the one they call the Internuggler for his wicked blackjack design. Sick. Simply Sick.
Link of the Day: It is important to remind people that when they are around me doing stupid things that . . . click here stupid
