Blackjack

So once again my blog has caused problems and i have to issue an apology.  This seems to happen way to often, but then again a good reporter doesn't hold back.  So sorry for the cockblock to *-***.   I enjoy the relationship that you have formed with ****** and would not want to hurt that in any way.  You know who you are.
 
Now, on to more serious (or not so serious) conversation . . .
 
I am in the process of stealing Photoshop and then learning how to use it.  I have been told that my discussions would benefit from the use of comical little snaphots and pics.  I will try to include some cool visual shit but I need D-Nutz to show me how.
 
Here are the pics from last night . . . 
 

Wine and Cheese party at Scud's house early in the evening. A-Train and Smiler were hittin' up the bubbly.


Shawrah bought me drinks all night.  I dranks so much my mouth got stuck like this.
 
 

My mouth was still stuck open when SuperSexiShari's sister showed up.  She is a hardcorp bible thumper and all around not much fun.  You can tell she was really happy to be hangin' out with me. 
 

Ming Li makes over 100K a year and yet somehow she can't afford a couch . . . hmmm, where does it all go?
 
Here's a little story for you:
 
Ring. Ring.
 
SoccerNun:  Hello?
God: Hey, this is God, i just wanted to call and tell you that you are taking my religion way too seriously.  You're young, have a good time. 
SoccerNun:  Who is this?  Is this a joke.
God: Trust me.  Lighten up or i will punish you.
SoccerNun:  If this was really god he wouldn't be calling me on the phone. 
God:  Don't believe me?  Here, how about i put my Holy Dick right in your butt. 
  
BAM!
 
God: I told you so.




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