Sunday, July 11, 2004
This a story told in pictures of an exciting night down at Rennie's Landing. The story is about college and how beer makes everything better. Our actors will be playing the following roles:
C-Dub: Graduate and future bartender
CassieDD: Big titted Bimbo
Blackjack: Pimp, Player, and Gentlemen
Boogie: as Himself
SuperSexyShari: The bitter old woman
Amanda Hugandkiss: The wild child redhead
LoudMouth: That annoying guy at the bar who interrupts everything
Act I, Scene I
Rennies Porch
10:45pm
The character arrive at Rennie's and take a seat on the porch. Alcohol is purchased and the characters start to become intoxicated. The conversation turns serious as C-Dub talks about "the legend" and how he will be giving it away to one lucky lady.
"ONE. One lucky lady can have the jackhammer tonight.
"I will fullfill your every desire if you choose me!" -CassieDD
"She is gonna ride me all night long. Any other offers?" -CDub
"You fucking male pig. You think you're all that but you ain't got shit on this, bitch." -SuperSexyShari
"I don't understand. Why don't any of these girls want to sleep with me?" -Boogie
Boogie gets desperate and tells Blackjack, "I say we just roofie all these girls and have our way."
"I am so down with that dawg." -Blackjack
Boogie accidently roofies himself.
C-Cub turns to Amanda Hugankiss and asks for 1 reason why he should sleep with her.
LoudMouth interupts loudly "I have one offer for you. Me, you, a tub of peanut butter and a golden retriever."
LoudMouth's offer is not enough to sway C-Dub and he decides that CassieDD is the lucky winner of a brand new "legend".
Blackjack gets an idea, he decides to wait until C-Dub goes to the bathroom.
Blackjack attempts to seduce CassieDD but he fails as CassieDD decides that men are pathetic animals and that women are far superior.
CassieDD asks SuperSexyShari to join her in the hot tub where they get all freaky with each other.
Blackjack returns to his house deeply depressed and decides to have his way with some girl he kidnapped, tied up, and threw in his closet.
And they all lived happily ever after.
THE END
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C-Dub: Graduate and future bartender
CassieDD: Big titted Bimbo
Blackjack: Pimp, Player, and Gentlemen
Boogie: as Himself
SuperSexyShari: The bitter old woman
Amanda Hugandkiss: The wild child redhead
LoudMouth: That annoying guy at the bar who interrupts everything
Act I, Scene I
Rennies Porch
10:45pm
The character arrive at Rennie's and take a seat on the porch. Alcohol is purchased and the characters start to become intoxicated. The conversation turns serious as C-Dub talks about "the legend" and how he will be giving it away to one lucky lady.
"ONE. One lucky lady can have the jackhammer tonight.
"I will fullfill your every desire if you choose me!" -CassieDD
"She is gonna ride me all night long. Any other offers?" -CDub
"You fucking male pig. You think you're all that but you ain't got shit on this, bitch." -SuperSexyShari
"I don't understand. Why don't any of these girls want to sleep with me?" -Boogie
Boogie gets desperate and tells Blackjack, "I say we just roofie all these girls and have our way."
"I am so down with that dawg." -Blackjack
Boogie accidently roofies himself.
C-Cub turns to Amanda Hugankiss and asks for 1 reason why he should sleep with her.
LoudMouth interupts loudly "I have one offer for you. Me, you, a tub of peanut butter and a golden retriever."
LoudMouth's offer is not enough to sway C-Dub and he decides that CassieDD is the lucky winner of a brand new "legend".
Blackjack gets an idea, he decides to wait until C-Dub goes to the bathroom.
Blackjack attempts to seduce CassieDD but he fails as CassieDD decides that men are pathetic animals and that women are far superior.
CassieDD asks SuperSexyShari to join her in the hot tub where they get all freaky with each other.
Blackjack returns to his house deeply depressed and decides to have his way with some girl he kidnapped, tied up, and threw in his closet.
And they all lived happily ever after.
THE END
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