Sunday, October 24, 2004
Good evening ladies and gentleman, I'm C-Dub and here's the weekly news. For our top story we continue with the Blackjack trial and investigation. Last week I had another opportunity to meet and discuss the trial with BJ's lawyer, Themakoshark. The shark let me in on another couple of groundbreaking details about the trial, that is until he started drinking heavily and spouting off details to everyone in the bar.
Apparently BJ's looking at 10 years according to the Shark.
I got some good information from the shark until he decided to blow me off, start a fight with some stork, and prove to me that sleeping in tiny cell is nothing next to sleeping on the Bud House Concrete Slab.
All night long till the break o dawn sleeps the crazy shark.
Well after gathering more evidence, it seemed that the prosecution was furthering there character witness files by examing BJ's friends. It seemed that in our last report the mole, or BaldOne, evidently missed one of Blackjack's roommates, a man simply known as J-Bone. Well this little Asian could make or break BJ's entire defense. See during the day JBone is a studious normal student, until the sun goes down and he has his way with all sorts of people, mostly cardboard.
Legolas was fucking asking for this one.
Next on the prosecution's list, was another seemingly ordinary man. During the day works for the city of Santa Barbara, but at night oh man he goes off, a lot of the times so does his pants.
"Yea, sell when it hits $30, and no I don't need any friggen dockers"
Ok, now I know what most of you are thinking. C-Dub, we know BJ is surrounded by crazy people, but whats the deal with BJ and SOM. Well folks, SOM, or SvetlanaOsamaMorgana, was a close aquaintance of BJ and in our last report the two seemed to be really hitting it off. So I revisited BJ at Attica to see how him and SOM were doing, and all of my questions were confirmed when I walked into BJ's cell.
It's really not a one sided love affair, BJ just has to play the woman more, and him and his behind are sad.
So folks SOM and Blackjack are having a very passionate and good life together for the time being. And life is good in the hood. I'd also like to give a little shout out to quennethKarl, who decided to venture down under and is taking New Zealand by storm. So what does happen when you throw a 30 year old in a 19 year old's body into the real dirtydirtysouth? Well I'm glad you asked.
He befriends some little people and goes on some crazy quest.
Well peeps, sorry about the lateness but I have decided to go out and get myself a little bartending gig, see BJ presents salary of breakfast burritos just wasn't paying the rent. So if you're in Eugene come on down to the Rogue Brewery and I'll buy ya a brew. In fact, after hearing of my exploits Paramount is in talks of bringing back an 80's classic.
Goodnight ladies and more ladies, this is BJ presents, next week more BJ trial news and possibly a D-Nutz teabagging.
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Apparently BJ's looking at 10 years according to the Shark.
I got some good information from the shark until he decided to blow me off, start a fight with some stork, and prove to me that sleeping in tiny cell is nothing next to sleeping on the Bud House Concrete Slab.
All night long till the break o dawn sleeps the crazy shark.
Well after gathering more evidence, it seemed that the prosecution was furthering there character witness files by examing BJ's friends. It seemed that in our last report the mole, or BaldOne, evidently missed one of Blackjack's roommates, a man simply known as J-Bone. Well this little Asian could make or break BJ's entire defense. See during the day JBone is a studious normal student, until the sun goes down and he has his way with all sorts of people, mostly cardboard.
Legolas was fucking asking for this one.
Next on the prosecution's list, was another seemingly ordinary man. During the day works for the city of Santa Barbara, but at night oh man he goes off, a lot of the times so does his pants.
"Yea, sell when it hits $30, and no I don't need any friggen dockers"
Ok, now I know what most of you are thinking. C-Dub, we know BJ is surrounded by crazy people, but whats the deal with BJ and SOM. Well folks, SOM, or SvetlanaOsamaMorgana, was a close aquaintance of BJ and in our last report the two seemed to be really hitting it off. So I revisited BJ at Attica to see how him and SOM were doing, and all of my questions were confirmed when I walked into BJ's cell.
It's really not a one sided love affair, BJ just has to play the woman more, and him and his behind are sad.
So folks SOM and Blackjack are having a very passionate and good life together for the time being. And life is good in the hood. I'd also like to give a little shout out to quennethKarl, who decided to venture down under and is taking New Zealand by storm. So what does happen when you throw a 30 year old in a 19 year old's body into the real dirtydirtysouth? Well I'm glad you asked.
He befriends some little people and goes on some crazy quest.
Well peeps, sorry about the lateness but I have decided to go out and get myself a little bartending gig, see BJ presents salary of breakfast burritos just wasn't paying the rent. So if you're in Eugene come on down to the Rogue Brewery and I'll buy ya a brew. In fact, after hearing of my exploits Paramount is in talks of bringing back an 80's classic.
Goodnight ladies and more ladies, this is BJ presents, next week more BJ trial news and possibly a D-Nutz teabagging.
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