Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Well here we go my peeps, this is C-Dub and you're gonna get it. I've decided to officially hijack blackjack's website and use it today, much like D-Nutz, to impart my political opinion upon the world.
Well ladies and gents, George W. Bush was elected president for the first time in history. Therefore, as a democratic and law abiding citizen I will choose to recognize him as our president and follow him as best I can, even though he's a deusch. But I have a few quandries. What if a draft comes? Will Mexico be nice that time of year? Will MorganaDefenderoftheSouth follow through on his word, and denounce Bush and the republican party, as he told this journalist he would, if a draft ever came to pass? Or will he not remember telling me that, trash my character, and denounce this whole post as liberal shizzaminelli? Well either way, very depressing. If you want more just hit hardliquid.com cuz the nutz pretty much summarized all democrats with his post today.
Sorry Mr. Crying Indian but Bushey No Likey Environment
Lastly, I must get down to a federal measure that has pissed me off from the beginning. In Oregon we know it as Measure 36, throughout the nation its known as the "I HATE GAY PEOPLE BILL". Now correct me if I'm wrong, but how does two people of the same sex getting married affect you. By recognizing their marriage are you losing money, are schools budgets being slashed, is the environment further nuked, or is anyone in any real physical danger. The answer quite obviously is NO. Then why did the nation overwhelmingly vote to ban gay marriage. My theory is we still are a racist and ignorant society who simply don't aknowledge our blatant discrimination.
Anti-gay marriage proponents argue that it will affect children the most, being very hard for a child to grow up in a same sex household. As opposed to the black kid in downtown oakland whose dad's in the penn with BJ, and whose mom's on crack. (Thanks W and your No child left behind disaster). I could use a link to support my OPINION but you can find a link to support any theory in the world so I won't subject you to that crap. Oh Ok I will than. Alright if Bush ever gets outta line, I'm employing my man eating flies from Mexico to take him down.
Back to my crack baby. That kid's got it easy compared to some kid whose parents love him and raise him a healthy person, HOLY SHIT THOUGH HIS PARENTS ARE GAY. "But C-dub isn't it gonna be rough on a child in school." No rougher than the kids in the south 40 years ago who had to deal with racially integrated schools. HMMMMMM earily similar, one group trying to discriminate against another group simply because it isn't natural or healthy. Think about it for a minute. That is unless you voted against gay marriage because then much like southern racists you simply can't be swayed, thats fine you'll die off along with your ignorant pathetic, immoral ideals. Do you honestly believe that in 50 years we still won't allow gay marriage. If you do you should talk to Strom Thurmond. Oh wait a sec, he's dead and so is all of his theories about the shittiness of the black man.
I'm OOOOOOLD
Alright I'm done ranting and raving, but in conclusion it's hard to back and follow a guy like Bush who keeps talking about the future and the need to move forward, when we keep taking steps backwards. Roe vs. Wade ahhh fuck pregnant girls, government is in charge of a women's body. Apparently, instead of amending consitutional rights that protect living breathing people we need to overturn a consitutional amendment that will protect peanut fetuses over living breathing women. Who you gonna protect?
What a lazy crappy peanut
Well either way you choose, if Christian Fundamentalidiots keep up they'll achieve there ultimate goal of eliminating any difference in church and state. If successful, fetus killing will be all but extinct, and the reorganization of the Bud House will be monumental. Here's the Bud House 9 months after abortion is abolished.
The anwer is yes, If abortion is illegal lazy people will turn into dogs, Asians will switch sexes, and D-nutz will put on 100 lbs.
Oh well enough complaining, until next week.
Post a Comment
Well ladies and gents, George W. Bush was elected president for the first time in history. Therefore, as a democratic and law abiding citizen I will choose to recognize him as our president and follow him as best I can, even though he's a deusch. But I have a few quandries. What if a draft comes? Will Mexico be nice that time of year? Will MorganaDefenderoftheSouth follow through on his word, and denounce Bush and the republican party, as he told this journalist he would, if a draft ever came to pass? Or will he not remember telling me that, trash my character, and denounce this whole post as liberal shizzaminelli? Well either way, very depressing. If you want more just hit hardliquid.com cuz the nutz pretty much summarized all democrats with his post today.
Sorry Mr. Crying Indian but Bushey No Likey Environment
Lastly, I must get down to a federal measure that has pissed me off from the beginning. In Oregon we know it as Measure 36, throughout the nation its known as the "I HATE GAY PEOPLE BILL". Now correct me if I'm wrong, but how does two people of the same sex getting married affect you. By recognizing their marriage are you losing money, are schools budgets being slashed, is the environment further nuked, or is anyone in any real physical danger. The answer quite obviously is NO. Then why did the nation overwhelmingly vote to ban gay marriage. My theory is we still are a racist and ignorant society who simply don't aknowledge our blatant discrimination.
Anti-gay marriage proponents argue that it will affect children the most, being very hard for a child to grow up in a same sex household. As opposed to the black kid in downtown oakland whose dad's in the penn with BJ, and whose mom's on crack. (Thanks W and your No child left behind disaster). I could use a link to support my OPINION but you can find a link to support any theory in the world so I won't subject you to that crap. Oh Ok I will than. Alright if Bush ever gets outta line, I'm employing my man eating flies from Mexico to take him down.
Back to my crack baby. That kid's got it easy compared to some kid whose parents love him and raise him a healthy person, HOLY SHIT THOUGH HIS PARENTS ARE GAY. "But C-dub isn't it gonna be rough on a child in school." No rougher than the kids in the south 40 years ago who had to deal with racially integrated schools. HMMMMMM earily similar, one group trying to discriminate against another group simply because it isn't natural or healthy. Think about it for a minute. That is unless you voted against gay marriage because then much like southern racists you simply can't be swayed, thats fine you'll die off along with your ignorant pathetic, immoral ideals. Do you honestly believe that in 50 years we still won't allow gay marriage. If you do you should talk to Strom Thurmond. Oh wait a sec, he's dead and so is all of his theories about the shittiness of the black man.
I'm OOOOOOLD
Alright I'm done ranting and raving, but in conclusion it's hard to back and follow a guy like Bush who keeps talking about the future and the need to move forward, when we keep taking steps backwards. Roe vs. Wade ahhh fuck pregnant girls, government is in charge of a women's body. Apparently, instead of amending consitutional rights that protect living breathing people we need to overturn a consitutional amendment that will protect peanut fetuses over living breathing women. Who you gonna protect?
What a lazy crappy peanut
Well either way you choose, if Christian Fundamentalidiots keep up they'll achieve there ultimate goal of eliminating any difference in church and state. If successful, fetus killing will be all but extinct, and the reorganization of the Bud House will be monumental. Here's the Bud House 9 months after abortion is abolished.
The anwer is yes, If abortion is illegal lazy people will turn into dogs, Asians will switch sexes, and D-nutz will put on 100 lbs.Oh well enough complaining, until next week.
Comments:
"Will MorganaDefenderoftheSouth follow through on his word, and denounce Bush and the republican party" How do you remember me saying that? It was a while ago and weren't we both drunk? I don't think a person should be held to their word when they were drunk. Just kidding. Stop worrying there wont be a draft. Morgron
finally you stright up jacked this shit from bj. I hate fucking religious dumb shits who think abortion should be illegal. They all should be shot!!!!!!!!!! Do you think you will be doing good by forceing the 14 year old girl in the getto whos parents are big time crack heads, have and try and raise a crack head baby? no so fuck that shit kill every fetus you can!!! I dont want my nation filled with fucking worthless people that only take away from society and not give back.
mr.b
mr.b
Haha, peanut fetuses. Awesome. I'll side with the ladies anytime. Too bad we have to wait so long for all the hicks to die off, right?
Maybe we can speed things up a little if we cut off all the subsidies to their worthless dirt farms where they get paid NOT to grow food.
Why am I being taxed so that rednecks can sit on their asses and not work? Oh yeah, because rural Republicans are totally dependent on government welfare since they're too stupid to create anything of economic value.
Maybe we can speed things up a little if we cut off all the subsidies to their worthless dirt farms where they get paid NOT to grow food.
Why am I being taxed so that rednecks can sit on their asses and not work? Oh yeah, because rural Republicans are totally dependent on government welfare since they're too stupid to create anything of economic value.
