Monday, August 30, 2004
Fuck Bush, that fuckin' dumbass bitch.
Fuckin' Kerry sucks dick too. Fuckin' pussy got a little shaprnel and now he whines about his three fuckin' medals. Boo hoo, fuckin' cry baby.
Nader? who the fuck is Nader.
Salty Blackjack Joke of the Day: What is so great about fucking twenty-eight years olds?
Answer: There are twenty of them.
If you don't get it then you're a fuckin' dumbass.
-o0weno
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Selfish Owen is back in town after pimpin' it out on the East Coast for the last couple of years. He is currently living in P-Town and hopefully will be my roommate in the future. To celebrate his return we decided to hold a Century Club.
Century Club Alumni were present, including:Blackjack, Selfish Owen, D-Nutz, and Mighty Joe.
Nipples and A-Train had never done it and gave it a try but unfortunately they didn't have the Frat background the rest of us did. They ended up having to bow out early. D-Nutz set a new Century Club record by puking after only 20 shots(That is less than two beers) and yet still managed to finish.
Drinking Hats were required for all participants.
The Pale Crew
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Friday, August 13, 2004
There are several key pieces of evidence that have surfaced in the past couple months that lead me to believe that the Ducks are willing to do whatever is necessary in order to have a dominate football team. Basically you need three things in order have a desirable team and entice players to come to your school: Coaching, Facilities, and Recruiting. We have a great coach who could play in the NFL if he really wanted, so that is covered. We have some of the best facilities in the nation with a locker room that cost about as much as Autzen Stadium did when it was originally built. And last but not least Recruiting, it seems to me that we have turned into one of those teams that gets the good players, and then somehow those same good players magically find a new car in the garage, or a set of iced out earings the size of baseballs just fell out the sky and landed on their ears. I don't know who is paying for this stuff but we all know you can't get the stars unless you gots da free cars. We are currently under probation because for using illegal recruiting procedures.
But what really makes me think we are going to have a good year? Every good year has a good start and how can it get better than having one of your incoming freshman stars from De La Salle high school getting SHOT days before leaving for school in Oregon. It was just like the movie "Boys in the Hood", a star athelete who worked hard and was able to earn a scholarship and get himself out of the ghetto. But the ghetto doesn't let you leave, oh no, blood in, blood out nigga. Terrance Kelly, one of four De La Salle players the ducks picked up was gunned down outside of his brothers house early this morning in Richmond, CA.

R.I.P Terrance Kelly
How can it get any better? Felons and gangbangers iced up in their Lex's and Caddie's are just what this team needs if they are going to win a championship.
(Just go with it, be positive, don't worry about the fact that our d-backs are short and slow, and how we just lost our future star safety. Do what Blackjack does, ignore the problem and eventually it will just go away.)
Budhouse,
You guys MUST pay the EWEB bill ASAP. They tried taking money out of my account, but there wasn't enough. Russ do me a favor and open up the EWEB bill and get that money together and have somebody write a check and send it ASAP. I still need money from last month! My jeep is in the shop and it will cost me over $500 to get fixed. I can't pick it up until you guys pay the electric bill!!!!
Sorry for putting this on your blog, but you guys need to realize the importance of this issue, you can erase this BJ, but make sure this information is past out!
J-Unit
Thursday, August 12, 2004

This was taken back when i visited Kimmy in Salem, the state capital.
I felt bad for C-Dub for awhile, because he isn't disabled but he does suck at throwing a football, but realized that no matter how much i prayed (yes, Tim, God is real and he hates you) C-Dub will never be able to throw the ball as well as i do, or as well as Ken Dorsey, who went to his high school, but i'm sure C-Dub has told you that story already. NO? well let me tell you:
C-Dub(in a Chucky voice): Hi, my name is C-Dub, and i'll be your friend 'till the end, hahaha, let's play, . . . did i mention i used to play football in high school with Ken Dorsey?
This has been a fun Blog to write because it is seven in the morning and i am still awake and a little bit drunk. I won 23 bucks last night at poker so i feel great. (Have you notice that i have used a lot of parenthises? they are so much more funny when you are drunk)
also, you should look into this concept called paragraphs.
C-Dub
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4032
Cera*
Of Charges". I mean come on, unwrap your arms around a tree, pull your head out of your ass and check out this website to begin your transformation back to reality, "www.swiftvets.com", and after you are done there, if you have the guts, you can check out "www.rushlimbaugh.com", to further your studies into the truth. But enough about politics...for now. If you have not noticed, I may have caught election fever and am a little more willing to participate in political discussions. Well I think I have ranted a little to long so...I'm out.
P.S. Go Bush or Go Home!
-Morgron
That was just a portion of the E! True Eugene Story on the author of this very blog. Somebody has to know the truth.
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
1. C-Dub has always considered himself to be "ethnic". This could have gotten him in trouble if he was speaking jive in Oaktown. If so, he is probably dead.
2. C-Dub has escaped to Chi-town and is now living with his brother ConMan, and has left all of here to cover his rent payments
3. The legend had enuf and bought a plane ticket to ol' Mexico to work out a few demons.
4. Ron Jeremy heard of the legend and has asked him to be his protege.
5. C-Dub is under the mind control of Shannon, who is making him eat protein and have lots of family time where marshmallows are thrown at each other. Don't ask me why, this is just one of those crazy things his family does. Want stranger than that? Ask him how his family takes a crap! It is hilarious!
So we decided to find out more . . .
We called Ron Jeremy and he is busy shooting a porn with Mary Kate and Ashley and hasn't seen C-Dub or the legend in some time. We then called up ConMan in Chi-Towns to ask if maybe C-Dub was visiting for the weekend, but ConMan said it was just him and some NY fan he had kidnapped and put in his closet. (This whole kidnapping and closet thing seems to be catching on, maybe i started a fad). Lastly we tried to reach CassieDD. She wrote me back a letter about how she had found a new love. This new guy supposedly makes the legend look more like a fairy tale. Too bad for C-Dub. She also sent me this photo to prove that she was having a great time with her new boyfriend.

CassieDD looks to be licking head at the beach . . .
So we have decided this is what happened. C-Dub found out that CassieDD was gone forever and has given up on life. He chopped off the Legend and moved to Barbados to live with 2pac in seclusion.
Recently there have been myths about C-Dub spottings but most end up to be just some other guy with a large head. But the search continues. We have hired a sketch artist and have come up with a picture of what C-Dub may look like today.

If you have seen this man let me know, I need a haircut badly.
Monday, August 09, 2004
You got served
C-Dub: Launch Blog on catapult one.
BJ: Catapult one is down sir.
C-Dub: Well how long until we get it up.
BJ: Ten minutes sir.
C-Dub: TEN minutes! This blog will be over in TWO minutes.
Friday, August 06, 2004
1. Sleep. No, i do enuf of that already.
2. Eat. I'm going to do that anyway, duh.
3. Clean-up my house. Good idea. And this gets me . . . . oh yeah, nowhere.
4. Call up friends and ask what they are doing. Great for reminding yourself how bored you are here alone in eugene.
5. Go for a walk. Where? Off a cliff? you wish CassieDD. You don't fuckin' know me.
6. Be creative, paint a picture. With what? you don't have any art supplies.
7. Get drunk. Never done that before. Just what i need to do, get drunk AGAIN. That will help . . . or not.
8. Float down the river. I have the rafts, but nobody wants to float and/or they are in P-Town livin' it up at the bars w/o Blackjack. Ah, i miss Club 15 in P-Town.
9. Shoot yourself. That would just make a mess, and you know my roommates. The mess would just sit on the ground for months until somebody's girlfriend (SuperSexyShari or J to the First) got sick of my decaying corpse and cleaned me up with a dirty mop and some napkins from Wendy's (wich also make great toilet paper when you run out)
10. Blog about how bored you are. Well, i might as well. Do you think anyone is still reading this? Maybe someone is as bored as i am. Sorry my blog has been sucking a lot. I know what it is like to be bored and all you want is to hear a good story. Well, continue on with your boredness. I'm with ya brutha (or sister, whatever you are).
Well, that didn't really solve anything . . . oh well.
Shout out to Lil' Kim who can't taste a juicy steak or bite into a big cheeseburger because she is stuck in bed eating jello.
Quote of the Day: "Pussy, don't trust it just thrust it." - Boogie (how enlightening)

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mr.b
Monday, August 02, 2004
So a blond, a brunette and a red head throw a party . . .
The boys of summer.
Girls just want to have fun . . . But these girls wanted some dick.
Amanda Hugandkiss a.k.a "Demanda"told me it was her god damned party and she could do what she wanted to. I think this guy was all about it.
When the boyfriend isn't looking you can get away with anything.
Yes! Lesbians. That is so cool.
These party girls didn't seem to be too happy with the man selection at the party. If only i could clone myself, all women would be happy. Ok, maybe not, but i'm trying to stay positive so shove it.
And if this isn't enuf pictures and you "Demanda" more . . .
Strike a pose
Gotcha
Dancing1
How Cute
Dancing2
Couple1
Couple2
Is this a fantasy football smack talking site?
J-Unit
also, couple2 - this picture made me barf a little bit into my own mouth.
Sunday, August 01, 2004
Internuggler: Lego-Stoners. Nuff Said.
Lil' Kim: Notice what is wrong in this one? Look close! It gives you an audio hint after like thirty seconds so make sure your sound is on. Once you see it you will find it hilarious. Or not?
D-Nutz: Barbie because you will like the back beat.
C-Dub: Because you are Ghetto.
Stork: I don't know why but you get this one. Here.
Nipples: I know you want to kill people some day.
BTW, Monday night is Ladies Night at the Em's Game. Wanna go? Hit me up.
-Lil' Kim