Blackjack

This weekend is C-Dub's semi-annual trip to Sunriver. Now i know what you are thinking . . . is the bat going to make an appearance? Well, honestly, nobody knows but you should bring your bat traps and nets if you don't want to get terrorized (and leave the bananas at home, the bat likes bananas).

Once again Blackjack has been put in charge of buying the keg. Cdub was probably thinking: "I wonder, hmmm, who can I get to buy the keg? well, let's see, Blackjack has the longest police record when it comes to alcohol, let's just get him to put the K.E.G. in his name".

Bad idea C-Dub, but the dude must abide and therefore I shall collect hella cash and buy hella kegs for your hella extreme Sunriver vacation. (all "hellas" mentioned are on loan from the state of California)


This is how C-Dub vacations always end up. As one of C-Dub's homeboys said it once, "Bitches in the hot tub gettin' it on, and they aint leavin' 'till six in the morn'. " He's ghetto like that.

I'll try to get an update for you but you know the old rule, whatever happens at Sunriver stays at Sunriver . . . . oh come on, you don't buy that do you?
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I have set a new world record for the most lost North Face fleeces in a lifetime. I have lost my third Black, size medium North Face Denali Fleece.

I hate this world.

Check this article out

Black Hole of Fleeces

This is what it looks like, and it has a cell phone in the pocket. I cry at night.
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What is up with these online programs like myspace.com and facebook? they are so addicting, but why? i am perplexed.


Skate or die, bitches.
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